Pretty Girls make Graves
01/05/06 09:54
At least the dog is a nice person
(found at youtube.com)
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George W Bush gives the flag to victims
22/12/05 18:50
George W Bush decided to bring the flag to each and every victim of his familys crusades.
With over 30000 Iraqis killed, 2100+ heroes dead and an unkown number of collateral damage during the last Iraq War alone. This journey is reported to be Bush´s final one, as he promised not only to bring the flag, but to pay all funeral costs and 1 million dollars US to the families the victims left behind. Since this travel will take quite a while, Bush is not expected to return during his lifetime, elections will be on January 1st, 2006.
baseface.com says: Great Job Mr. Bush!
GW Bush and his iPod
16/12/05 15:55
After baseface.com got wire of George W Bush using an ipod, there was no way I could stop special investigator "laylow" from finding out what´s on the playlist of the most powerful man in the world. I cannot explain how he managed to get the results as I do protect my sources und if you wanna know, sue me, I will be the one carrying the heavy wooden cross in the courtyard.George W Bush´s top 10 tunes on his iPod.
01. The Chipmunks - Whistle while you work
02. Phil Collins - Against all Odds
03. Gunshot - World War 3
04. Suicidal Tendencies - War inside my head
05. Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK
06. The Ink Spots - I don´t want to set the world on fire
07. The Chipmunks - Ragtime Cowboy Joe
08. Cranberries - Zombie
09. Paul Hardcastle - 19
10. Rolling Stones - Painted Black
Good Percentage, Soldier
12/12/05 23:03
Howdy Partner, that was some grrrrreat shooting out there.
I know it is digusting to put up a deathcount, but facing 2140 Victims on US Army side, this war seems more like a butcher´s job. Regarding these 30 k dead people only count the victims since 2003 invasion, another landmark I wish I had never seen during my lifetime.
Bush´s new guy in PR department
06/12/05 20:54
After getting into some trouble about kidnapping a german citizen. The President of the United States hired a new Chief in Charge for his Department for PR and Misinformation.
